Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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