I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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