i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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