i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I look better un-naked...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
