he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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