they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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