She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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