This girl is more easily done than said...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
