I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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