fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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