i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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