He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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