Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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