I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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