I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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