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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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