Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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