Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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