When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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