I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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