hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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