He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I want a musical about memes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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