he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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