the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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