i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
