you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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