no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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