the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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