On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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