I hate your face
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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