If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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