I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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