do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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