Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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