i would punch a child for taco bell
home. puking in laundry basket.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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