Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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