based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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