my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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