apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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