is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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