do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
