Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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