talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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