is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need water and some morals
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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