worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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