Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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