I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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