She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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