But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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