my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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