i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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